My Viking Fantasy (Ruined…)

Have you ever listened to a song for years only to realize one day that you’re wrong about the meaning behind the lyrics?

For me, it can totally ruin the song.

“Achilles Last Stand” by Led Zeppelin was my battle song.

I thought it was about Vikings sailing into battle.

I would really get into it.

I was a warrior woman on that Viking boat. I stood near the bow with a sword in my hand and copper cuffs on each wrist. My eyes narrowed, the ocean sprayed my face, the boat bobbed up and down over waves… and I experienced the greatest endorphin rush of my life.

Sexy bearded men stood all around me, and they all had great legs.

We were Vikings, and we were going to win.

I also looked this good and had that same french manicure.

Everything about this song screams battle song – the pulsating bass, the drums, even the title. The last stand.

At some point, I read an article which revealed the song’s true origin. The title of the song was inspired by a car wreck. Robert Plant busted his foot in a car wreck, and the title is a clever play on that incident.  Awww, how cute.

The actual content of the song is about vacationing in Morocco.

Or something.

bitch, please.

Whatever the case may be, I can no longer hear this song without thinking about Plant’s damned foot.

All I can see is Plant’s foot wrapped in bandages while a bunch of long-hairs with sunglasses relax around an outdoor pool.  This is decidedly less glamorous than my fantasy.  But I can’t go back!  The damage is done.


This also happened when I read the lyrics to “Rhinoceros” by The Smashing Pumpkins. There’s a lyric which I always thought was “Open your eyes to these monster lies”.


Just look at that lyric!  The power!  As it turns out, the “monster” part is wrong.  For me, that was the most important part.

Monster is defined as “huge” in this context.  There are HUGE lies all around us.

Open your friggin’ eyes, people!  These lies surrounding us are monstrous! This “monster” element made the lyric incredibly powerful.  It added to the depth of the overall sound.

The actual lyric is, “Open your eyes to these must I lie”.

What?! What the hell does that even mean? Some lyric websites say “mustard lies”, which is far worse. It’s almost offensive. “Monster Lies” is much better.  It improves the whole character of the lyric.


It’s amazing how people can interpret song meanings and lyrics.  I recently looked up the lyrics to “Soot and Stars”, another Pumpkin song.  To me, this song is about loss and transition. It’s poetic and sorrowful.

What do other people think this song means?

This is the first comment about “Soot and Stars” at

“This song is obviously about Star Wars. It describes the feelings of Darth Vader after all has happened and is said and done”.

I laughed out loud for about 10 seconds when I read that.  I would have choked if I was eating.  I am fairly certain that the guy was being satirical.  But, it proves the point – people can interpret songs and other works in surprisingly diverse ways.

It actually wouldn’t surprise me if someone really believed, with all his heart, that these lyrics are about Star Wars.  Yes, that man contemplating his career and life choices is Darth Vader.

“Pssssh. Duhhh, how can you not tell?  That’s what makes it so poetic and sorrowful.”

Because I can totally judge Star Wars fans about their fantasy life.


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9 thoughts on “My Viking Fantasy (Ruined…)

  1. I hate it when the truth ruins a really good song. I’ve also learned to not meet the people whose music holds great meaning as their humanness will also ruin the music I love, particularly if the artist is drunk when meeting them.

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      1. From time to time I met artists in social settings. A few years ago I met an artist whose music I enjoyed. He had too much drink and was just a swarmy and slimey drunk dude hitting on young women like it was his right to have sex with whoever he wanted. It ruined hie music for me.

        On the other had sometimes I run into artists in normal places. Real Nashvillians may say hello, but we tend to give the person space and let them be “normal.” It is really funny to feel like you know the person in the checkout line ahead of you but you can’t place them until later when you realize who it was.

        My favorite is standing in line at Walgreens behind Linda Carter/TV’s Winder Woman. Others are being in the grocery store line behind Trisha Yearwood, Eddy George out jogging, Peter Frampton petting my beagle at the park, songwriters at the dog park, next to George Strait at a red light, Reese Witherspoon runs at my favorite park and Emmy Lou Harris lives near where I work so I often see her in traffic.

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      2. That’s pretty cool :). Shit, I’ve got to get down to Nashville. It’s a bucket list thing now! :). I’m not the biggest country music fan, generally speaking (besides Dolly Parton, I love her), but just to visit a place teeming with such culture would be a real honor for me.

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      3. I love country music but not that lame stuff they play on Country radio. There is lots of amazing music that sells out shows but does not get mainstream attention.

        Do you have Spotify? I can share some links.

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      4. Not yet, but I heard good things about spotify. If I set one up in the future I’ll let you know. Today I am too profoundly immobile and moody to do anything but meditate and stare at the wall

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